The squeaky wheel

Once the squeaky wheel has been oiled, if it continues to squeak, it may need to be adjusted or even replaced. No amount of oil can fix an unbalanced wheel.

Advice

Speak carefully when giving advice lest somebody follow it.

Quality Quotes

"A quote that supports your perspective is useful. A quote that challenges your perspective is powerful. A quote that changes your perspective is paramount." ~Chris Summertime

Highly sophisticated Australian colloquialisms

Propel an additional decapod crustacean upon the al fresco cooking apparatus.
Lapidate the genus corvus!

Big ideas

Big ideas are like hot air balloons. The bigger they are and the more hot air they contain, the harder they are to reach. Both need to be grounded before you can climb aboard.

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Catch Twenty Two

I can't begin until I figure out what I'm supposed to be doing, but I can't figure out what I'm supposed to be doing until I begin. Once I begin, I can figure out what it is that I need to figure out before I can begin. I think I'm beginning to figure this out!

Probablility of Happiness.

If you're not happy with anything less than the best, then you're setting yourself up for dissappointment. If you're happy to settle for second best, then you double your chances for happiness.

The last Word

"When the Scripture speaks, and on whatever subject it speaks, it has the last word. All other voices are silenced in the presence of God's revelation." Gary E Gilley

Wasting time

I do not need other people to waste my time. I can do that all on my own, thank you.

Procrastination

Some procrastinators spend half their time thinking up excuses for why they did not finish in time. What they need to realise is: if they don't bother making excuses, they can have twice as much time to do other things (or maybe to get the job done).