Monday, November 30, 2009
Memories
Keep good memories close to you always. Keep the people who shared those memories with you even closer.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Time
I wish there was a bank for your time, so you could save a minute here and a minute there, add compound interest, and take some time out when you really need it.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Life
In life, there is one lesson to learn, and one rule to follow, and they are both the same: Love.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
A tough nut to crack
Philosophising with a sleep deprived mind is like cracking a nut with a rubber thong.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Angels and Demons
Even the angels, in all their power and might, could not lift the curse of sin. Even the demons, in all their power and might, cannot condemn you to hell.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Deadlines are dead weight
'Never leave anything until the last minute' is some really great advice that never comes to mind until it's too late.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Questions pertaining to your hypothetical death
If you only had one day left to live, what would you do? If you had two days left to live, would you procrastinate for a day before you did it?
Monday, November 16, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
First law of motion (amended)
Every morning, I persist in a state of rest until I am compelled to change that state by the forces known as employers.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Paper jam in area 2
Einstein said, "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
I see a lot of insane people using photocopiers.
I see a lot of insane people using photocopiers.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
You'll agree with me, right?
People who ask questions that sound like statements are annoying, are they not?
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Gossip
Listening to gossip is like buying underwear from an op shop. You don't know who it came from, how much hot wind they blew, or what diseases they might give you.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
The wise and foolish
Words of the wise in the mouth of a fool are far less dangerous than words of a fool in the mouth of the wise.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Walls
A pile of bricks in the middle of the slab is not nearly as useful as a wall around the outside.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Triple-decker sandwiches
Triple-decker sandwiches are awesome in theory... but completely impractical in reality.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Philosophy Sandwiches :: Lunchtime Ramblings
If a blogger blogs, and nobody reads it... have they wasted their time?
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