Highly sophisticated Australian colloquialisms

Propel an additional decapod crustacean upon the al fresco cooking apparatus.
Lapidate the genus corvus!

Big ideas

Big ideas are like hot air balloons. The bigger they are and the more hot air they contain, the harder they are to reach. Both need to be grounded before you can climb aboard.

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Catch Twenty Two

I can't begin until I figure out what I'm supposed to be doing, but I can't figure out what I'm supposed to be doing until I begin. Once I begin, I can figure out what it is that I need to figure out before I can begin. I think I'm beginning to figure this out!

Probablility of Happiness.

If you're not happy with anything less than the best, then you're setting yourself up for dissappointment. If you're happy to settle for second best, then you double your chances for happiness.

The last Word

"When the Scripture speaks, and on whatever subject it speaks, it has the last word. All other voices are silenced in the presence of God's revelation." Gary E Gilley

Wasting time

I do not need other people to waste my time. I can do that all on my own, thank you.

Procrastination

Some procrastinators spend half their time thinking up excuses for why they did not finish in time. What they need to realise is: if they don't bother making excuses, they can have twice as much time to do other things (or maybe to get the job done).

The inadequacies of human kind

We are taught much, but remember little. We are asked to do much, but achieve little. We are given much, but share little. Much has been revealed to us, but we believe little. We are warned about much, but rarely take heed. We are loved very much, but love very little.

Flexibility vs Inflexibility

Being flexible does not mean bending to breaking point. However, it does often require you to bend a little bit more than what you feel comfortable; and this is what develops greater flexibility. Being inflexible is only really good for things like swords and daggers.

Worship

True worship is much subtler than any observable ritual or tradition. It is rarely seen directly, but rather is hidden deep within us, influencing our every thought and action and every word that comes from our lips.

If I owned a restaurant...

Many hands may make light work but too many chefs spoil the broth. If I owned a restaurant, I'd train an octopus to cook.

Mosaics

Mosaics really aren't all they're cracked up to be.

Just Leave It

If it aint broke, don't fix it. If it was broke and you just fixed it, stop fiddling with it!

Expect disappointment

Having low expectations met can be more disappointing than not meeting high expectations.