Speed is relative

It took years of hard work, training six days a week and spending an hour in the gym every day, for Usain Bolt to run 100 meters in 9.58 seconds. It took me a little under a two minutes to just take my time and walk 100 meters. I think I win.

Autopilot

If the aircraft is on autopilot, it makes no difference who sits in the pilot's seat... as long as they don't touch anything... and know how to conduct an emergency landing.

Eleventh Hour Conspiracy

Disappointed by the lack of impact of the Millennium Bug, computers now conspire to self destruct when they sense the urgency of the eleventh hour.

ṫake ṫhaṫ!

Someṫīmes I feel līke doṫṫīng my ṫ’s and crossīng my ī’s jusṫ ṫo be rebellīous.

Fruit for thought

Even a healthy tree, planted by a stream, still only bears fruit in season.